Valentine's Day Gift From My Wife

"JACU - I've got bonifides." (jacu) 02/14/2014 at 23:03 • Filed to: None

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How would you feel if you were given a riding crop for Valentine's day? Good? Bad? Curious?

Ha! Fooled you! It's a Shoe-dini! A high-tech shoe-horn.

But still...

Thunder-Lips > JACU - I've got bonifides. 02/14/2014 at 23:05

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I am disappointed there are not stories of riding crops.......I got an itunes gift card.....yes, I am now in my mid 30's. Thanks aging.

GRawesome > JACU - I've got bonifides. 02/14/2014 at 23:11

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I was going to say, sure that's not a shoe horn?
And if it was a riding crop - what are you doing posting here? Get in there and try that puppy out! ;)

Enginerrrrrrrrr > JACU - I've got bonifides. 02/14/2014 at 23:12

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My GF got me a gift card for getting my car detailed, so that's a major win.

This however, this wins everything.

GET TO WORK, SON!

JACU - I've got bonifides. > JACU - I've got bonifides. 02/14/2014 at 23:15

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My sister-in-law gave me an Amazon gift card to get seasons 1 through 4 of Archer on Blu-ray! Those came in today as well. It's gonna' be a great weekend!

Thisnewformatisrubbish > Thunder-Lips 02/14/2014 at 23:28

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We went to the lego movie.

desertdog5051 > JACU - I've got bonifides. 02/14/2014 at 23:29

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I would still be disappointed. I wanted to ride her bad. But, shoe horn her? Hmmm...

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > JACU - I've got bonifides. 02/14/2014 at 23:40

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Well Damn son, what exactly are you trying to put, where? "Sure it's only 3 inches, but some women like it that thick."

JACU - I've got bonifides. > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/14/2014 at 23:51

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Well Jeff, that's the problem when the girls have nicknamed you "tuna can".

JACU - I've got bonifides. > Thunder-Lips 02/14/2014 at 23:58

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She's sixty. I'm fifty-six, and I'll admit that sometimes she can be a bit mischievous.